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1. Wife:- Hey, listen, today I have prepared a special dish for you.
As soon as you eat it you will pounce on me
Husband:- What dish have you prepared?
Wife:- Sanda oil pakodas…😝
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A small child suddenly finds himself in his parents' bedroom.
The child who entered, seeing the scene there, shouted and said, "You suck anything, it's nothing."
And when I suck my thumb, mom beats me a lot…😜
Sheela's friend went on honeymoon
Sheela called and said: Geeta Jo
Shimla wore the jeans I had given her.
Wandering
Geeta replied to Sheela:
This bastard has not worn underwear for 4 days
Let me wear it and you have to wear jeans…😝
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5. Husband and wife were having sex
Wife: Oh ahhh a little more…
A little ahead…a little behind
A little right... a little left
a little bit and just a little bit further
The husband suddenly says in anger: Sister's flame
Is she staying or getting the stuff parked in the parking lot…😁
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6. Sheela, how does your husband come home on time?
Geeta:- I have made a simple rule
Feeding will start at exactly 9 o'clock whether you reach or not...😮
7. A tired husband comes home and
He tells his wife that he has prepared some bread and vegetables or has just spread it.
Wife says have you brought some flour and rice or just like that?
You have brought it hanging…😬
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8. Husband and wife were fighting over some issue.
One thing from the wife ended the whole dispute
You want to bang or as much as you want…😋
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9. The husband was sucking his wife's mangoes on the wedding night.
And he said to his wife how soft and hot your mangoes are.
The wife said shyly - I don't know how many words you can say...😞
10. Ladies:- Judge sir, I want to marry my policeman husband.
want a divorce
Judge :- Any reason why divorce is needed?
Ladies :- Because this law man has only long hands…😝
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